Hi. I’m Malcolm Davison. I like wearing sharp suits and posing for oddly cropped photos. Also, football. I like football. A lot. I played a bit, but was never quite good enough to go professional. Yeah, right. Believe that and you’ll believe anything. Still, I’d always dreamed of being a footballer, then, later, the dream an impossibility, I wished for any kind of job in the beautiful game.
I’m the wrong side of 40 and I’ve never actually worked in football, but could I blag my way into a job anyway?